I may be needing to hire one. So if any of you guys have strong connections, keep me in mind.
Don't be mistaken...I am not having any marital problems (at least none that I know of...) but I'm starting to think my husband might be planning to kick me to the curb. Maybe he finally realized he's infinitely hotter than me or something. I dunno. He came home last night talking about a story he heard on the radio about a couple who got divorced and had a custody battle over their dog.
He says "I'm just telling you, if we ever get divorced...I am definitely taking you to court over Rome."
What the hell ever! He can take the kids. He can keep the house. I will even let him keep my coveted mini-van. But there is no way in hell he is keeping the dog. The dog and the boat are mine.
I am even willing to work out some kind of a joint custody arrangement on the boat. But Romeo is off limits.
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